------- waddafak: 12/16/2007 - 12/23/2007

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Restocking List

A Tour Agency Called Saying They Are Looking For A Farm Which Can Be Used To Bring Tourists In. That Plus The River Behind Makes It Ideal For Mangrove Cruising. Now I Have To See About Restocking The Farm With Cattle, Ducks, Guinea Fowl, Goats, Turkeys... Maybe Some Peacocks, Not To Mention Making The Farm More Tourist Friendly.

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Back Bungalow

I Haven't Slept In This Bungalow For At Least 5 Years Now. Looks Hagged Since When It Was Built New. This Evening A Proper Inspection Saw Some Floor Boards That Need Replacing And The Bathroom Floor Has Sunked Plus I Think I Better Put In A Water Heater And Shower Head For The Tourists.

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EX 5

Just Got Back From The Honda Dealer. Bought Myself The Honda Cub aka Ex 5. Picking It Up On Monday.

Friday, December 21, 2007

I Huffed And Puffed

I Am Out Of Shape. After An Hours Worth Of Huffing And Puffing, Balancing and Tugging At The Darn Seed Branches The Palm Trees Are Cleared. Much Better Than Before. And No Worries Of having To Clear The Crap Seeds On The Ground. But My Arms Hurt. My Back Is Sore And I feel A Kink In My Neck.

What A Fright

Late Last Night. I Was On The Computer. There was A Very Loud Bang. Nearly Fell Off My Chair. The Aircon Blower Had Given Up. Got Such A Fright. I Do Remember Shrieking Like A Girl.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Making Crème Caramel

Made Crème Caramel Tonight. Turned Out Not Like This. Turned Out Like Crap. Bleh.

I Want A Cub

I Have Been Thinking Of Getting A Honda Cub To Potter About Doing Those Nearby Errands. I Just have To Get Over My Fear Of People Getting Themselves Into Accidents When They See This Oversized Angmo On This Tiny Bike. Just Like Magilla Gorilla.

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And 5 Makes 8

Watching The 3 Koi Happiliy Frolicking In The Pool I Could Not Help Myself And Went Got Another 5.

Bubbling Pool

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Well, the 3 Young Koi Are In For A Start And Don't You Just Love The Sound Of The Bubbling Water? I Should Have Cleaned The Pool Before And Got The Pump Working. But Its All Good Now.

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Christmas Turkey

I Have Asked, Searched And Looked High And Low. I Cannot Believe It. There Are No Live Breathing Turkeys For Me To Buy And Slaughter For Christmas.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

For How Great A Man

Charles Lindbergh Was A Great Man And Aviator. He Lived A Full And Varied Life, One To Envy.
But Look At The View From His Grave? A Simple Tombstone, Buried Barefoot In His Khaki Workcloths.

He Can Go To Hell

I recognized the voice immediately even after all the years. Cousin needs to borrow. Mum called saying that same Cousin was asking for my numbers. I told her he called already.

Mum was told that I gave Cousin a flat No. She knows why. Back when we were poor, he was a pompous prick that took every opportunity to make Dad look bad. I don’t give a flying rat’s arse what happens to him. Payback is sweet. God Bless You Dad.

Kids In Love

Kids. They Are Always Honest.

Monday, December 17, 2007

What Should I Get..

Myself For Christmas?

Why?

We sometimes can form an attachment to things. This morning i absentmindedly slipped on my old Hush Puppies and only realising they were on my feet when stepping into a puddle of water. I wondered to myself 'Why haven't you thrown them away YET?'
Look at them. Battered, torn, restitched, cuffed... But i Like! Very Much! But my question is 'Why'?

Sunday, December 16, 2007

The World's Remotest Island

Someone asked me in my dream last night where was i living now? I replied i was living on the Remotest Island in the World. Tristan Da Cunha.
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