------- waddafak: 07/22/2007 - 07/29/2007

Saturday, July 28, 2007

The Tyre Went Bald

I been feeling a wobbly ride since last week and only bothered to look down this afternoon. I better see that it is changed. Pronto!
UPDATE - Its Monday And Had A Flat. I Procasnitated. Now I Have To Pay. Waited For AA To Come. Too Almost 2 Hours. Heh. Can't Complain. I am a DumbFuck.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Another Pussy?

Since Meow died, I have been thinking of getting another cat to replace her. But i am undecided to either adopt a stray or just get myself a bengal, a breed i have always wanted. They sure look kinda cool.
[Must Think Of A Better Name For it. Instead If Just 'Meow']


Thursday, July 26, 2007

Too Buggered

Am buggered. Been a much too long day.
Need sleep. I go now.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007


I had to reinstall everything. Darn computer crashed. Bugger. I saw the old mIRC script and decided to load it just for fun. Been many years and all new faces but it was fun, spent almost an hour looking through.
[Don't Go Back, Don't Go Back]


Monday, July 23, 2007

Somewhat Gross

I looked through at what i posted below. Turned out a bit Gross. But what the heck? Who will bother throwing a fuss anyway?

Remove What?

Even after stuffing myself with a late lunch i was hungry again by 5.00pm. I was happy when a mate called and asked if we could have some Kopi-O and Roti Kiap. Just as we were about to light up he shoots me a matter-of-fact statement. 'My Girlfriend asked me to go sunat'
I nearly chocked on my ciggie. Since when did he get involved with a Malay girl? How come he agreed to convert? When did he dump his hot Chinese girlfriend?
Apparently my friend got told off by his Girlfriend. Seems this dirty fella put her off with his ummmm... unhygienic ways? Poor girl. I cannot imagine the horror she would have had when pulling back the foreskin she discovered some Jam. Foreskin jam to be precise. Jesus. I was laughing so hard at him then and am still doing it now.
Well, serves him right. I could only console him and explain to him what actually transpires during the procedure to remove that excess skin. But still the look on his face. He is so scared but for the sake of sex he is going to do it. Its going to be a drought for the new few weeks.

In case some of you lads out there do not know how its done please take a nice look at the diagram. Circumcision is the way to go. No regrets. Ever.
[Wonder if he is game for some before and after photo's?]

Money From Blogging?

Is it possible to make money (or more appropriately make a living) from just Blogging? I guess it would depend. Now i am no pornstar whose website gets megahits from fans who want to view my latest exploits or admire my assets, nor am i anyone remotely famous like any and many of the celebraties out there. And neither do i have anything infamous to report/gossip on everyday. And i do not have the wit and humour to entertain my visitors whom number like 5 daily, 80% of which probably came across here by accident. So how now to draw the hits to this site?

[Should I Even Bother? Not Like I Need The Moolah.]

Not Bad

Here i am, stuffed from a late lunch having devoured a plate of nasi goreng cina. But i am feeling pleased as i type and update this particular blog using my new 3G connection. Wasn't all that difficult to install.
But i was a bit cheesed off with Celcom customer service this morning. When i mentioned that i wanted to subscribe to 3G they could not recommend fast enough that i see one of their authorised agents. I think as usual they will push anything remotely technical to anyone apart from themselves
Anyway back to the 3G card, initially there were some problems as the driver supplied did not want to work well with Windows Vista. But since that has been solved i must admit that the speed is not too bad.
[All I Need Now Is To Fix My Camera Dowdload Issues And All Will Be Fine. Blogging On The Road Will Be Fun As I Will Be Able To Use Up Those Spare Moments Usefully.]

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Today I Learned...

Happiness is a very small desk. And a very very big wastebasket.

So Much Crap

Well. I started spring cleaning and late last night it all began with the computer. You just never know how much rubbish you have in the machine. Old useless photo's, word files, emails and la di and la di da... Took me almost 3 hours to look through everything and delete the crap. The machine runs better after the defragging and i went to sleep happy.
This morning i am tackling my home office. I have already set aside 3 trash bags but think i will need more. I wonder what will be worth to be put aside for sale.
Streamyx Sucks