------- waddafak: 06/11/2006 - 06/18/2006

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Up Sungai Rambungan

This morning made our way to Sungai Rambungan. We wanted to go upriver to check something out. Nice cool morning. Excellent. It was almost 8.30 before we started to head upriver in the sampan.
Thats the Sungai Rambungan Ferry. Same ferries used to run the Sungai Kayan before they built the bridge. Connects you across to Sampadi and you can cut across to Lundu. Nice pleasant drive actually.
Going upriver you get to see a lot of this cage culture for fish. Quite interesting. One day will stop and see if they sell to visitors that drop in?
The morning was looking like it was going to turn into a nice cool pleasant day.
More cage culturing but this one is a close up. They had dogs on these things! I wonder where they crap? I am thinking now if they recylce the dog poop as feed for the fish. Yum Yum. *Gags*
The sampan was so blooming slow with a 15hp yamaha and 6 fat arse's on board. Slow going and the river was getting narrower...
And narrower... then
The End....

Because it started to bloody pour. One moment it was sunny then 'Kaboooommm' it started to pour. We huddled like wet rats by the water's edge shivering away not being able to do anything. The sampan had no roof. We headed back and had to endure the storm, pelting rain and endless bailing of the water, using anything that could remotely be used to bail the water out. All of us were soaked to the bone and it was so chilly. Looks like some sick leave chits coming in on Monday. It was raining and raining all the way back to Kuching.

Damn! Its Still Raining!


Friday, June 16, 2006

Ebayer Get’s Even

I have bought (and still do) stuff on Ebay and have been only ripped off once. But pity this poor fellow. This bugger Amir guy put up for auction is a refurbished HP laptop with a 2.8 GHz P4 with two gigs of ram, a 15" screen and a DVD+/-RW. However the HD capacity was not mentioned.
When the buyer finally received the laptop, it was not what was listed. The bloody thing wasn’t even working! Rather than having 2Gb of RAM, it only had 512Mb. It also didn’t have a DVD-RW as described.
Well the buyer was mad, and Amir wouldn't give him a refund. Bugger. So what did he do? He extracted the HDD and pulled all the data off it and this blog is the result of it.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Bridge to Brisbane

Got an email from a mate. Better plug this (even if i am damn sick) since its for a good cause.
If by any chance any of you are going to be in Brisbane try and make it for this charity run. For the past 9 years since it inception the Sunday Mail Suncorp Bridge to Brisbane Run has risen 1.6 Million Aussie Dollars for many charities. Not bad aye? Click on the banner and find your way to one kool website for all the details.

Today I Learned

that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished
Am Back. Damn Sick. Going to Sleep.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Bye For A Few

Am off into the jungle for a few days. Bye!

It has Arrived

Courier came bright and early. Am pleased but still think of my old one. Its going to be a breeze with this now. The new menu is a mind boggling and a bit intimidating but i saved RM670 all in all by ordering from Aussieland instead.
Aren't some Monday's just wonderful?

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Twas A Full Moon

It was a still night. And then a sudden gentle breeze came through the porch. Walking out with the dogs in tow i noticed how bright it had gotten all of a sudden. I looked up and there it was. The full moon.
It is times like this that makes me full of wonderment.

Tickled Bum Cheeks

There under the shower head not amused the least from the warm water tickle trickling down between the cheeks of my bum, i thought i could take this piss pressure. By the time i was done soaping the toes and realized the soap suds on my ears had dried out i was shaking my head. Suddenly the water trickled down to a hamster piss. I stood there blinking away the pain of soap in my eyes, my shivering dick catching a chill, feeling vulnerable.
Damn. I need to replace that stolen pump. Quick.

Chicken Shit Tale

Yesterday morning i woke up very early deciding to give myself the day off from work. Or maybe i am getting so freaking hyped from the excitement of going to buy some more chicken shit? I never realized there was money in chicken shit.
For your pleasure. A small hill of chicken shit.
I was feeling giddy by the time i reached the farm. The stench of chicken shit for 70 minutes will make you realized just how damn sweet fresh air is.
Here you are. A shit load of chicken shit.
More about chicken shit another time ok?
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